Strange Lights in the Sky

A Sign of the Apocolypse no doubt, as personally witnessed and interpreted by myself. It happened rather late this morning - a good thing, wouldn't want sleep through something like that - during morning chores. It was rather foggy but otherwise normal. There was a faint, far off rumbling that really didn't give much pause honestly. Seconds later, walking to Cluckingham Palace, I was preceded by two shadows. While pondering this unusual occurrence I looked up just in time to see the Great Green Flash. And the fireball. Horizon to Horizon.

This surely portends the Zombie Apocolypse; fortunately we've prepared. As any reasonable and prudent Redneck would do, I've opted to carry the Zombie Special (Glock 30 with a double stack) rather than the Judge today; at feeding time it'll be the AR with an extra mag or two (it's hog season anyhow). Guess we should have bought a few thousand more rounds (or not burned up so many shooting full auto last weekend), but who knew? The Mayans? They certainly didn't mention it if so.

The pictures were taken from news sites. Hopefully some better photos will turn up, as they don't really reflect the sheer awesomeness of the event. There's some less than tasteful Zombie Hunter and weapon shots too. In the wrong order of course.