Strictly by the Numbers:
Max Temperature: 106F
Inches of Rain: 2.5
Highest Gust: 55 mph
Boats Sunk: 3
Paddles Lost: 0(!)
Significant Injuries: Only one, that's too many
Near Death Experiences: Only one, more evidence there's no justification for the existence of Ski Boats
Fallen Overboard into Icy Water: Too Numerous to Count (related to #1, no doubt)
More Importantly:
Best Old Recipe: A Tie; Two Plate Ribs vs Dooms' BBQ Chicken
Best New Recipe: Two Plates' Steamed Corn
Best New Gadget: Battery Powered LED kitchen lights, even if they were shaped like flowers
Best New Story: Wild Man's Socks, a Remarkable Tale of Survivorship
And finally, this vacation was brought to you by Daddio and Jake who remained in uniform and on duty throughout (Katherine is in picture through no fault of her own, she conducted hygienic maneuvers regularly).
Thanks Y'all!
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