About that broccoli....

So, early in Not Quite As Hot a few things were put out in the garden; cole crops, lettuce, that sort of stuff. Our efforts were rewarded with vigorous growth and the distinct possibility of homegrown broccoli in time for Thanksgiving.

Sadly, a few days before the big event, the broccoli was mysteriously mowed nearly to the ground. A single lettuce was sampled; the cabbages, onions, and cauliflower were unscathed. Security film demonstrated only the barely discernable image shown below.

Chupracabara? Aliens? None of the above...shockingly, sophisticated analysis of the imagery revealed a Broccoli Stuffed Sicilian Donkey in her Jammie's!