Friday, December 2, 2011

Home Invasion!

We hear that as the economy tanks, home invasions are becoming more common. Apparently we are not immune here at Higher Ground. Direct evidence (pictured below) was discovered by dawn's early light, right there in the kitchen.

Fortunately for the masked invader, should he be apprehended, a friend can provide a jury of his peers, and has plenty of alternates available. On the other hand, he may find himself simply appearing before The Judge, who being tough on Kitchen Crime, will most likely hand down a ruling, probably a .410.

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